Thursday, 7 June 2012

Accidental Crime - 8


Jarrod

Jarrod was up to 84 words by lunchtime. He was pretty sure that it was a record but there seemed to be no way of finding out. He would have to assume that he was at least twenty-five words ahead of his nearest competitor.
He had brought along Lawrence for lunch. Lawrence and tuna. Wandering through the canteen, his eyes firmly fixed on avoiding the ‘sticky zones’ decorating the floor beneath his nervous feet, he clutched The Rainbow in his left hand, making sure that the cover was accessible for any passers-by who happened to glance towards his hips. As he approached a suitably vacant seat, he laid Lawrence down on a newly-cleaned portion of the table before him, wiping his hand rapidly across the surface just before the paper made contact. Nudging one corner until it was perfectly aligned with the edging of the table, Jarrod placed his well-packaged sandwich beside the book and rose swiftly towards the currently-unoccupied coffee machine.
As his fellow booth-dwellers entered the canteen, Jarrod glanced towards his table, as if beckoning them to offer him a nod of admiration at his choice of lunch companion. It was with unjustified irritation that he turned sharply back to the machine after seeing them slide into the nearest seats to the door without even the slightest look in his direction. It defied belief that D.H. Lawrence would be ignored, not even prompting the slightest flicker of recognition or, ideally, admiration.
The machine confirmed his suspicions that ‘real’ coffee would be an unlikely prospect for data enterers – or clerks, as he was beginning to refer to himself as – and that the button labelled ‘Americano’ would most likely not reproduce the same drink that he had savoured, albeit for £2.50, the previous weekend. In fact, glancing back towards his table, Jarrod noticed that even the chair was a poor imitation of the leather couch that had provided suitable accompaniment for his reasonably expensive drink that day. Some might say that its plastic frame and single seat actually made it the exact opposite of a leather couch, if furniture really does work in opposites, the same way that tofu is the opposite of beef.
God bless the man who invented the automatic cut-off function on these machines, Jarrod found himself thinking, as he stared in surprise at his unmoved finger still pressing firmly on the button that had long since delivered its promised mixture of flavoured granules and scalding water.
‘That’ll be 90p, thanks,’ a voice demanded from behind a till. Jarrod looked up with an undue degree of confusion, as if he had heard ‘pounds’ rather than ‘p’, as he slowly realised that even if one is left disappointed, payment is still required. As he placed a pound coin in the palm of the hand before him, he watched her fingers carefully search through the till for his essential 10p. This was certainly not a ‘you can keep the change’ moment.
He returned to Lawrence, who had remained patient throughout the whole ordeal, although not attracting the attention either of them desired. Jarrod fanned The Rainbow between the fingers of his right hand and clutched his ‘coffee’ in the other, shifting his eyes furtively in the direction of each occupied table around him, hoping that someone would return his inquisitiveness and linger questioningly on the name displayed before them. Most likely, he thought, they may have a faint memory of some scandalous story surrounding the publication of one of his books, back in the days when it wasn’t the done thing to offer more than a passing description of breasts, but this one, he was certain – or, at least, he hoped – would be a feast as yet un-tasted, if not unknown. He had believed for many years, and had tried sharing this belief with second-hand bookshop owners whenever possible, that the ‘Classics’ might as well have been renamed the ‘Unread’, as fewer and fewer people perceived the relevance in Literature that was, quite literally, from a different generation. They were the books that should be read but which were only sampled by a select few and he was determined that he, Jarrod Bowman, would be in that special group.
The Americano was an enormous disappointment and he felt that he in some way shared in Brangwen’s ‘inexplicable and incalculable dark rages’ that so troubled poor Anna, the relevance of The Rainbow’s lead characters warming him beyond anything the coffee was capable of. He puffed out his cheeks and nodded at the eyes opposite squinting in wonder at the paper clutched between his fingers, satisfied that at last recognition had arrived. He returned the smile that she – the full revelation of the eyes opposite – offered, indulging in the ambiguity of such a common expression.
It was only as he returned to Anna’s predicament that he realised what beauty was before him. Perhaps, just perhaps, the smile was more than awkwardness, an actual signifier of shared understanding and appreciation?
As he turned the page, Jarrod lifted his eyes to peer above the slightly-trembling paper before him, feasting upon her ever-diminishing figure gliding towards the exit. 



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