Tuesday, 26 June 2012

Accidental Crime - 27


Dawn

Dawn had never bunked off work before. She’d never even left five minutes early at the end of the day. She wondered, as she threw her bag into the car ready to escape a full four and a half hours early, whether it all stemmed from her impeccable attendance record at school, as if she half-expected that she would be awarded a similar ‘Perfect Attendance Certificate’ to that which she so joyfully received for never missing a day at secondary school. Undoubtedly she had caused other close competitors to miss out on her crown by openly spreading her germs around the class, ensuring that those with a weaker immune system were forced to consign themselves to at least a day in bed, but, even so, a win’s a win. She had even offered a comical cough before shaking the headmaster’s hand, somehow expecting further congratulations for pushing through yet another illness and making it in to collect her award. Nancy Brown had remarked afterwards that what she really should have done is taken the final day of Year 11 off, making a last-minute-mockery of the certificate, but Dawn had been quick to point out that, amusing though that would have been, there was little point in spending five years securing a perfect record if you’re going to throw it all away just for a moment’s awkwardness in the final assembly of the year, especially if you’re going to miss witnessing that moment as you lie at home on the sofa watching adverts for sofa sales and life insurance.
Her alibi had come to her surprisingly quickly and she had offered prayers of thanks to the inventors of email as she seized the opportunity to craft the sort of watertight excuse that face-to-face conversation would have rendered impossible. It was at least fourteen years since her last successful face-to-face lie.
She had read, read and re-read the email three times before confidently clicking the ‘send’ button and even now, as she strapped herself into her driver’s seat, she could see before her the words that would guarantee her an un-punishable fate.

Dear Sir,
I am emailing you to let you know that I need to unexpectedly leave the office this afternoon as I have just received a call from my mother informing me that my grandfather has been taken seriously ill. I know that it is not common practice to leave the office during the working day but my mother was absolutely insistent that I came now as he was asking for me and was likely to have very little time left.
I do hope you understand that I am left with very little choice but to leave early today but I assure you that I will come in extra early tomorrow and make up the time by Thursday at the latest.
Thank you so much for your understanding.
Dawn Simmonds
P.S. Sorry again about the car.

She typed, deleted, re-typed, deleted, re-typed, re-worded, deleted and re-typed the P.S. until she no longer cared whether or not it was a good idea to remind him of the car at the very moment that she was seeking his understanding and support for her response to a fake emergency. In the end, it stayed – although the smiley-face found itself removed at the last second – and Dawn electronically posted the message that no doubt convicted her of fraud and perjury, alongside her earlier sentencing for unintentional vandalism. The day was assuming a far more criminal feel than usual. If Munch did propel her to international stardom, would this email be brought out as evidence against her, somehow exploiting a loophole of some sort and bringing an end to her multi-million pound business overnight? Perhaps it would be a good idea if her grandfather did actually become ill, her email accidentally becoming truthful as a perfectly-timed heart-attack struck to save her reputation?
She shuddered as she put the car into gear; she was the worst human being alive.
Her heart was beating rapidly, rhythmically competing with the stuttering choke of the engine. Everything had seemed to make so much sense when she had dialled the home ‘phone number she had still yet to commit to memory, Jarrod’s confusion merely strengthening her conviction that something had to be done. Munch had to be a success. What had seemed hopeful barely three hours earlier now seemed inevitable, something that simply had to happen. And yet, as she struggled to release the over-tight handbrake, Jarrod’s initial response of ‘this is crazy’ was all that she could think about, his crushing verdict brutally exposing her plan to reason.
The plan – to stop Nigel getting to a patent office to claim Munch as his own idea – had sounded so faultless. It was simply your typical dramatic chase scene, ending in a nail-biting moment of life-changing proportions. Not bad for a day that started with staring at a ham sandwich.
‘This is crazy,’ he had said, with such condescension in his tone, the very idea that someone would be interested in one of her ideas clearly leaving him clueless as to the pressing urgency of her situation. He had set about to dismantle every aspect of her great adventure, questioning the very existence of the location of her final scene, seemingly dismissing the entire narrative in one foul swoop as the details threatened to derail the comforting realism of the drama. Yet, as she slowly reversed out of her bay, Dawn found herself asking the same questions that she had so readily dismissed minutes earlier; is there a patent office anywhere near and how exactly will Jarrod know who Nigel is? In some ways, such unknowns merely made the moment more exciting, the mysteries adding to the tension of the afternoon rush towards a potentially absent destination.
Her mobile vibrated. She paused, pulled the handbrake into position and reached into her bag beside her.
Go to ST4 6QP. See you soon! J
She had requested the text but now that it came she found herself filled with unexpected apprehension. A postcode meant that there was a location and a location meant that Nigel would be heading there too, at least 10 minutes ahead of her.
Perhaps she could add speeding to her ever-increasing list of offences that day?
She threw her mobile back into her bag and turned on the CD player – Sheryl Crow. It wasn’t exactly the chase music she had been hoping for but it would do. As the car crawled forwards she glanced at the empty bay that Kate Perkins had vacated earlier and wondered how she had spent her first three hours of unemployment, affording herself a moment’s remorse before the Corsa found itself gliding past Clarkson’s dented chassis and onto the road, coming to a swift halt behind a Mazda MX-5 and thirty other cars stretching into the distance.

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