Friday, 1 June 2012

Accidental Crime - 2


Jarrod

Jarrod was pleased that he hadn’t been seen.
He remained seated, gazing across at the night clothes she would have expected him to have been wearing. He was certain that the jeans would have sparked a little intrigue, if nothing else.
It had been important to register his disapproval. He had made it clear that he was a light sleeper and the fact that he wasn’t actually sleeping didn’t make her any less at fault. A sin’s a sin.
He parted his lips and whispered Milton into the room before him: ‘Of Man’s first disobedience and the fruit of that forbidden tree whose mortal taste brought death into the world and all our woe’
26 lines. That was the challenge. For now, he’d be happy with 3. Greater men than he had stopped at 2 – he was sure of it – and so 3 was a perfectly adequate achievement. Commit another 23 to memory and he would be on the phone to Guinness, demanding inclusion in this year’s record books.
He would name-drop Milton during lunch, intrigued to see how Dawn would respond to a reference to the rhythmic structure that had held him enthralled the night before. The eyebrow-raise would provide satisfying accompaniment for his ham sandwich.
By 5.30 he had reached Line 5, with only the occasional stutter. Less than a fifth of the way there.
He sighed. Mathematics brought unwanted clarification of one’s limitations.
And English brought unexpected awareness of one’s freedoms.
The nearest pen was a full five feet away. He would remember it.

*

Despite the serenity in his voice, Jarrod had in fact been a little puzzled by Dawn’s tea-making. He had stood for 30 seconds before he spoke, his eyes caught between the clasped tea-bag and the droopy eyes peering at the barely-filled kettle. There was lifelessness in her posture that betrayed the 7am Dawn he was used to observing. She was an exhibit of unwillingness. If Madame Tussauds ever came a-calling, this would not be the pose she’d want to preserve.
He chose his words carefully. An observation and a reminder in one.
‘You’re making tea.’
He smiled for the duration of the journey back to man’s disobedience waiting face-down on the corner-chair of his lowly-lit room. He had obeyed his instinct and, in a way, had therefore shared a crucial experience with Milton’s Satan.
Jarrod’s eyes lingered over the row of identical spines neatly arranged in alphabetised ascendency. Apart from Joyce, of course, whose Dubliners lived encased, not within the accustomed faded yellow that identified Penguin’s insistence on uniformity but rather within an off-white that belied any impression of purity in his writing. It had been possible, he assumed, to find a version that conformed to the colour of the canon but there was something rather fittingly contradictory about Joyce portraying himself as a taller, purer force, and so Jarrod had resolved to accept the disturbance, however uncomfortable it made him feel.
His eyes skipped jauntily through the lines he was supposed to have committed to the cavernous memory he was sure he possessed, considering that perhaps reading the lines backwards would assist him in his challenge. After all, isn’t that how professional proofreaders did it? And there certainly was something strangely satisfying about the notion that he was proofreading Milton.

He reached inside his left pocket and withdrew a slightly blunted pencil.


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