Thursday, 14 June 2012

Accidental Crime - 15


Dawn

Dawn made her speciality that evening: eight fish-fingers resting on a bed of penne pasta, garnished with a generous helping of mature cheddar cheese, sometimes accompanied by a random sprinkling of slightly-overcooked-sweet-corn. There was a pleasing yellowness to the dish that gave the meal a summery feel; it was an inspiring flurry of brightness, a harmony of flavours that by all accounts should not work and yet, for some unknown reason – possibly the presence of later-added dollops of ketchup – the combination was an unmitigated success every time. That is, until the sixth fish finger, when the boredom would set in and the general dryness of the dish would begin to test an already over-patient tongue wondering why exactly no pasta sauce was added to provide adequate lubrication for the little chunks of sunshine it was so graciously rolling down the throat.
It wasn’t that Dawn couldn’t cook, or that she didn’t want to. In fact, only last week she had covered every inch of the kitchen’s work surface with spills, sprays and splatters, as a shepherd’s pie – well, a cottage pie, to be perfectly accurate – was formed out of the endeavours of a full afternoon’s culinary labour. Sure, shepherd’s pie could be cooked every night if necessary, or at least on alternate nights, with the fish-finger feast offering the perfect counterbalance, but that was not how the single-white-female-marketing-graduate-trainee was supposed to do it, was it? The life she had chosen made the microwave her closest mate, the take-away her chosen companion, the dinner-for-one her enforced option.
Food was an undesirable necessity, whilst cooking was an unnecessary distraction from one’s personal and professional development. Well, so she had been told on induction day by a trim-suited manager whose sandwich box was less likely to carry chunky meat-filled sandwiches than it was a pile of dog biscuits. Either she had a mother who trimmed the crusts and used a set square to slice perfectly triangular sandwiches, filled with a low-fat spread of humous, or something like that, or there was little more than a few lettuce leaves, and perhaps a sprinkle of grated carrot, contained within the narrow plastic tub inconceivably slotted down the side of a slim-line leather laptop bag. For Dawn the message was clear: no-one ever came up with the winning idea whilst eating a tuna baguette and so food was to be eaten swiftly, with as little preparation as possible, thus freeing the mind to wander and wade through the words that would shape the future.
This evening, Dawn did not want to think, let alone wade. A friend, a colleague, someone from work was due any second and she had abandoned her plan to hover on the landing for a furtive glance the moment the clock had ticked to 7.40. Food might be an undesirable necessity but it was still a necessity and, with a little care, she could face whatever, or whoever, stood behind that door without a gnawing hunger rumbling away within.
Jarrod, meanwhile, had redecorated the living room with bowls of crisps and dips, whilst the couch had been aligned slightly to guarantee optimum reaching-distance for the glasses that would no doubt soon grace the coasters he had placed with perpendicular precision on the edge of the coffee table. It had been a full hour since Dawn had last stepped inside the room that Jarrod was carefully manufacturing for whatever lay ahead, and it was with some trepidation that she took a seat, pasta dish in hand, to catch a few minutes of The Whole Nine Yards before it was too late.
Barely had the first pile of penne been brutally shoved into her over-eager mouth when Jarrod appeared in the doorway.
‘Um. What are you doing?’
For somebody so observant, Dawn thought, this was a remarkably stupid comment.
‘I’m hungry,’ she finally replied, returning her fork to the pile below, edging off a third of a fish-finger with expert precision before plunging her fork into the orange skin.
‘Dawn. She’ll be here in twenty minutes. Things still aren’t ready. Can’t you eat upstairs or something?’ he said with clear agitation in his voice, willing her to leave.
‘Jarrod, I’m eating. It’ll take me five minutes. Seven tops. You’ll have plenty of time. Just go and read for a bit or something,’ she responded, her mouth half-full, while echoing his pronoun-slip over and over inside her head. Her suspicions had been correct. The friend, a colleague, someone from work, was indeed a she, which served to further explain the flutter in his voice as he continued to urge her to ‘stop interfering’ and leave him to ‘get things ready’.
Dawn’s eyes circled the perfectly prepared room. Never before had her living room looked so much like a manufactured film set, with every detail checked and corrected to suit the purpose of the scene ahead. Even her Twilight poster had been taken down – she was surprised she hadn’t noticed earlier – and been replaced by a beach scene on which was printed an Oscar Wilde quotation she remembered as the exact same phrase that had been plastered across her father’s mouse mat in her parents’ home:
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
‘My house mate?’ Jarrod would surely reflect with his far-superior female guest later that evening, ‘yes, I would say that she is one of those people who’s in the gutter but all she sees is the dirty water streaming by. Not like you, Meryl. You see stars everywhere you look. You and I are stargazers, Meryl. People who aspire to be something more, to know something more. And we will be that something, Meryl,’ he would no doubt continue, as Dawn became increasingly convinced that, in fact, outside of Hollywood, Meryls were more likely to be found in retirement homes than gulping down sweet chilli crisps, with a mild salsa dressing, whilst wallowing in Woolf, or whatever literary dish the distinguished host would be serving tonight.
Perhaps she would be a Mary or a Maddy - he would try to no avail to call her Madeleine – and would wear a little flower in her hair, while her cleanly-shaven legs waltzed effortlessly through the house, carefully avoiding the creak-zones he would no doubt have warned her about. She would wear a flowing white skirt and a blouse that promised much but offered little, perfectly enticing further interest without jeopardising the maintenance of modesty and sophistication.
‘Dawn? I’m serious. I really need this. Please. I can’t risk you getting some of that on the carpet,’ Jarrod interjected, moving away from the doorway as if to signal the exit was now clear for her to use, whilst displaying utter disdain for her meal by failing to name a single item on her plate.
‘It’s all dry stuff. There’s no sauce or anything,’ she insisted, the meal’s weakness now becoming its main strength. ‘Look. Give me 5 minutes. If I still haven’t finished, I’ll finish off in the kitchen or something. You’ll be fine. You’ve got time.’ She had been perfectly reasonable, her tone of voice concealing her desire to continue analysing just how different Matthew Perry was in this film to his usual role in Friends; with the current verdict standing at ‘undecided’, a few extra minutes were crucial and would reveal whether it was worth retreating upstairs to watch the rest when she could withstand Jarrod’s protestations no longer.
It could be worse, she continued to remind herself. There are numerous ways in which this evening could be worse. She wasn't yet prepared to be grateful for the way in which she’d be spending the remaining few hours before sleep signalled the end of another disappointing day, but she could at least acknowledge that things could be worse. It was all she had and no-one, not even Jarrod, could take that away from her.



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